meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

fake-mermaid:

i think one of the hardest things in life is trying to get comfortable in bed when you have boobs

lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

slydigged:

sexual orientation: not u